4th of July

Happy 4th! Please Don’t Turn Your House into a Science Experiment.

Ah, the 4th of July, America’s annual tradition of grilling too much food, launching fireworks we swear we know how to use, and pretending the smoke was “definitely not from our backyard.” As your insurance team, we love freedom… especially the freedom from surprise claims on July 5th.

Fireworks Shenanigans:

If your fireworks require a “backup plan,” maybe skip them. If your cousin says, “Hold my drink,” definitely skip them.

Grill Drama:

Please keep the grill away from the house, the deck, the shed, and anything else you don’t want to explain to us later.

Parking Lot Patriotism:

If you find a mystery dent tomorrow, just know: you’re not alone. America is full of enthusiastic drivers with questionable aim.

Enjoy the holiday, stay safe, and remember, this weekend, the only thing we want blowing up is your patriotic playlist.